Finish?

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Cill Bot (Zone BBS Addict) on Friday, 08-Oct-2004 20:46:10

While at his favorite bar, he manages to attract one
rather Nordic looking blonde woman.

So they go back to his place, and sure enough, they go
at it. Proud of his rugged background and years in the
IDF, he forces himself to last as long as possible. He
climaxes loudly. Then he rolls over, lights up a
cigarette and asks her,

"So ... you finish?"

After a slight pause she replies, "No."

Surprised, but pleasantly, he puts out his cigarette,
rolls back on top of her, and has his way with her
again,this time lasting even longer than the first
time ... and this time completing the deed with even
louder shouts.

Again he rolls over, lights a cigarette, and asks, "So
... you finish?"

And again, after a short pause, she simply says "No."

Stunned, but still acting reflexively on his macho
pride, he once again puts out the cigarette, and
mounts his "companion du jour."

This time, with all the strength he could muster up,
he barely manages to end the task, but he does, after
quite some time and energy is spent.

Barely able to roll over, he reaches for his cigarette
... lights it again, and then asks, "So ... you
finish?"

To which her pleasured reply is, "No. I'm Swedish."

Post 2 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Thursday, 09-Nov-2006 10:41:53

that's terrible lol!!

Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 10-Nov-2006 5:30:40

Lol. I saw that one coming, so to speak.

Bob

Post 4 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 10-Nov-2006 9:15:35

So Bob, you Finish?